just released one of those “strange-but-true” bits of information. They stated that the Associated Press has prewritten Britney Spear’s obituary! Pre-writing someone’s obituary isn’t all that uncommon but it’s typically done for someone who is very ill or aged. “Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody,” said AP entertainment editor Jesse Washington, “but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.”

It would make me pretty uncomfortable if I found out that people were already writing my obituary. Definitely sends a clear message.

The truth of the matter is that you and I are writing our own obituaries every single day by the way we live.

What are you writing?