One of the couples in our church discovered that their nine year old son had been hearing a few things about sex from his buddies on the school bus. So his dad sat down with him and explained how things actually worked–had the whole talk about the birds and the bees. A week and a half later this couple was suprised to find out that they were pregnant. So, they sat down again with their nine year old son and explained that this came as a suprise to them but that they were going to have a baby. Their nine year old son shouted, “You’re ruining my life! Why would you have sex if you didn’t want to have a baby?”

Ummm, for all of you singles . . . wisdom from a nine year old.