Okay, I just read about the following . . .

A Texas man is suing 1-800-FLOWERS for one million dollars for revealing to his wife that he was having an affair. Mr. Greer claims that when he sent roses to his girlfriend he specifically asked the flower delivery service to keep the transaction private.

Shortly after, however, a note arrived at Mr. and Mrs. Greer’s home thanking such a thoughtful hubby for his business. And now? Mr. Greer’s wife is suing for divorce, demanding an extra $300,000 based on the evidence of her husband’s adultery.

Not to be outdone, Mr. Greer is suing the florist for a cool million.

Ummm, Mr. Greer, sending flowers to the woman you committed your life to would have saved everyone a lot of money . . . and heartache.